Really. You really thought there would be recipes on the Rodney Ranger website. Not just that,
you thought they would be good recipes and actually worth reading. You thought the level of quality
of the comics was so high that you were willing to trust the site with your gustatory desires and
consequential health issues. Come on now. You really can't think of a better site to visit to
look for recipes?

Why don't you try the comics instead. It's what we'd be known for, if we were known at all.